Wedding photograph during the time of swine flu

Have a look at the wedding photograph at a marriage held in pune during the time of swine flu.. The effects of swine flu can be clearly seen..
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nothing is funnier then dis

wat a place of fishing...

i knw its one way

its too small to have a goal

even cycle wants shoes

ya ya i knw u r not gay

bachna ae haseeno

a girl is walking

a bread in her hand

oh shit the bird

she drop

it took

Salary increment

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WHEN U ASK FOR SALARY INCREMENT FROM YOUR BOSS..
AND WHAT HE DOES...


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World's ugliest dog

'Gus' crowned world's ugliest dog

Gus's owners say they plan to spend the prize money on cancer treatment

A three-legged, one-eyed, cancer-afflicted dog named Gus has been crowned the World's Ugliest Dog at a fair in California.

Gus, a Chinese Crested dog, beat allcomers to take the title at the Sonoma-Marin Fair.

Owner Jeanenne Teed, from Florida, said she would spend the $1,600 prize on treatment for Gus's skin cancer.

The competition has been running for 20 years, and is one of the fair's top attractions, organisers said.

Vicki DeArmon, marketing director of the fair, said that in the past few years, winners had been dogs that had been abandoned or neglected before being adopted by dog-lovers.

"They may look hard to love, but apparently they are not. I've never seen dogs better cared for," she added.

Gus was rescued from a bad home.

One of his legs was amputated as a consequence of his skin tumour.

He lost an eye to a tomcat in a fight.

Ugliest dog show

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Twelve contenders vied for the title of the World’s Ugliest Dog at the Sonoma-Marin Fair, in California.

Organisers said winners were often animals that had been abandoned or neglected before being adopted by people who love dogs.

In this, the 20th year of the contest - there was fierce competition.

A popular look seemed to involve a lolling tongue, offset by flyaway strands of hair.

Chinese Crested dogs dominated the line-up.

The overall winner was a Chinese Crested named Gus - a three-legged, one-eyed cancer sufferer.

His owners plan to use their prize money to pay for Gus to have cancer treatment.

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How to pronounce Oklahoma

How to pronounce Oklahoma correctly

I never knew this.

I guess I had been pronouncing it correctly,
but I never knew the story behind it..

There is a right way and a wrong way to pronounce



Oklahoma





The proper way is:



' Okla . . . Homa

(There's a pause between the 'a' and the 'h'.)



See the reason below.

There, you learned something today!

Time 2 say Ouuuuuuuuuuch…??

Trying to kiss

Bat out of hell

Trying for hand - shake...!!

Cool way to get operated

Trying have an affair

Wow...!!! what a bike...??

Trying to fly

Trying to take tips

First Kiss

So, it's your first kiss and several questions might come to mind:
Is it the right time?
Is anyone watching?
Does your partner even want to?
Is your breath fresh?
And... Should you use some tongue?
Then you lean in and just go for it!!!
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School kids think quick

TEACHER : Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA : Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS : Maria!
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TEACHER : Why are you late, Frank?
FRANK : Because of the sign.
TEACHER : What sign?
FRANK : The one that says, “School Ahead, Go Slow.”

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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN : You told me to do it without using tables!

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TEACHER : Glenn, how do you spell “crocodile?”
GLENN : K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L”
TEACHER : No, that’s wrong
GLENN : Maybe it s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!
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TEACHER : Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD : H I J K L M N O!!
TEACHER : What are you talking about?
DONALD : Yesterday you said it’s H to O!
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TEACHER : Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we
didn’t have ten years ago.
WINNIE : Me!
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TEACHER : Goss, why do you always get so dirty?
GOSS : Well, I’m a lot closer to the ground than you are.

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TEACHER : Millie, give me a sentence starting with “I.”
MILLIE : I is…
TEACHER : No, Millie….. Always say, “I am.”
MILLIE : All right… “I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.”

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TEACHER : Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?
TINO: Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time.”
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father’s cherry
tree, but also admitted doing it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father
didn’t punish him?”
LOUIS : Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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TEACHER : Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON : No sir, I don’t have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER : Clyde, your composition on “My Dog” is exactly the same as
your brother’s. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, teacher, it’s the same dog!;
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when
people are no longer interested?
HAROLD : A teacher.

Frist Kiss

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner
with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to
her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love
for the first time.

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Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes
a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist
it’s his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour.

He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex.

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At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he’d like
to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the
family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his
first
time and all.

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That night, the boy shows up at the girl’s parents house and meets his
girlfriend at the door. “Oh, I’m so excited for you to meet my parents,
come on in!”

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The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl’s
parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his
head.

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A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head
down.

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10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.

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Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over
and whispers to the
boyfriend, “I had no idea you were this religious.”

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The boy turns, and whispers back, “I had no idea your father was a
pharmacist.”

Experts from HER & HIS diary

HER DIARY…

I asked him what was wrong - he said, “Nothing.” I asked him if it was my
fault that he was upset. He said it had nothing to do with me and not to
worry. On the way home, I told him that I loved him, but he simply smiled
and kept driving. I can’t explain his behavior; I don’t know why he didn’t
say, “I love you too.”
When we got home, I felt as if I had lost him, as if he wanted nothing to
do with me anymore. He just sat there and watched TV; he seemed distant
and absent. Finally, I decided to go to bed.
About 10 minutes later he came to bed. I decided that I could not take it
anymore, so I decided to confront him with the situation but he had fallen
asleep.
I started crying and cried until I fell asleep. I do not know what to do.
I’m almost sure that his thoughts are with someone
else. My life is a disaster.

HIS DIARY…

Today India lost the cricket match again. DAMN IT.