SPOCK - a new search engine

The internet search engines are constantly evolving. The problem with older search engines like Google, is they are based on methodical and robotic algorithms. The future of search engines will include some social or “voting” aspect to it.

Spock is a unique new people search application where people can be searched by name, e-mail, or tag (personal attribute such as blind, curly hair, accountant, etc). With Spock.com users can easily contribute information and pictures about themselves and others. A Spock search result will let you know where else that person can be found by displaying links to a blog, LinkedIn profile, myspace page, etc. Whether you're looking for a web designer in Seattle, or a friend from high school, with Spock you can easily search people in a more efficient way than on Google or Yahoo. Spock is good for professional and social purposes as well.

When I was testing it I did not know what to type in at first so I simply went for a search on "Engineering", what I got for my time was no less than ten additional links pertaining to my search and forty pictures. This was getting to be fun.


Richard Miller

Richard Miller is the founding president of Olin College since 1999. Previously he was Dean of the College of Engineering and Professor at the University of Iowa.

Wikipedia

Related Searches:

Franklin W. Olin College of Engineering
Olin College
engineering
American university and college president
olin college president
professor
University of Iowa
president

I am sure everyone here can come up with some rather interesting ones as well and I would love to hear about any really good ones you find.

http://www.spock.com/q/engineering-magazine - shows people who are related with engineering magazine

http://www.spock.com/q/engineering-mechanics - shows people who are related with engineering mechanics

I feel confident that Spock.com will be a huge success in the future and I urge everyone to stop in, join and search, whether you are searching for a particular person or for random tags to see what comes up, I believe you will be as impressed as I was.

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a girl is walking

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she drop

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UNDERSTANDING ENGINEERS

UNDERSTANDING ENGINEERS - TAKE ONE

Two engineering students were walking across campus when one said,
"Where did you get such a great bike?"
The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday
minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike.
She took one look at me, threw the bike to the ground and said to me,
'Take what you want' , so I did."
The second engineer nodded approvingly.
"Good choice; girl friend wouldn't do any good to you."

UNDERSTANDING ENGINEERS - TAKE TWO

To the optimist, the glass is half full.
To the pessimist, the glass is half-empty.
To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.


UNDERSTANDING ENGINEERS - TAKE THREE

What is the difference between Mechanical Engineers and Civil Engineers?
Mechanical Engineers build weapons and Civil Engineers build targets.

UNDERSTANDING ENGINEERS - TAKE FOUR -........
Three engineering students were gathered together discussing the
possible designers of the human body. One said, "It was a mechanical
engineer. Just look at all the joints."
Another said, "No, it was an electrical engineer. The nervous system
has many thousands of electrical connections."
The last one said, "Actually it must have been a civil engineer. Who
else would run a toxic waste pipeline through a recreational area?"

UNDERSTANDING ENGINEERS - TAKE FIVE

Normal people believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it.
Engineers believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet.

UNDERSTANDING ENGINEERS - TAKE SIX

An architect, an artist and an engineer were discussing whether it was
better to spend time with the wife or a mistress. The architect said
he enjoyed time with his wife, building a solid foundation for an
enduring relationship. The artist said he enjoyed time with his
mistress, because the passion and mystery he found there. The engineer
said, "I like both."
"Both?"
Engineer: "Yeah. If you have a wife and a mistress, they will each
assume you are spending time with the other woman, and you can go to
the lab and get some work done."

UNDERSTANDING ENGINEERS - TAKE SEVEN

An engineer was crossing a road one-day when a frog called out to him
and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess." He
bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket.
The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back
into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week." The
engineer took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it
to the pocket.
The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a
princess, I'll stay with you and do ANYTHING you want." Again the
engineer took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his
pocket.
Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a
beautiful princess and that I'll stay with you for a week and do
anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?" The engineer said, "Look,
I'm an engineer. I don't have time for a girl friend, but a talking
frog, now that's cool."

trying to be normal?

Have you ever asked yourself the question, ”Are You Normal or Nuts?” Well, each one of us has their own expiriences which they would think that something is funny around us. I read from the web site of Reader's Digest some psychology articles about people asking their quirky questions and a professional answer is posted, answering the question, "Are You Normal or Nuts?"

Of course, not all quirks are cute. It's often difficult to know whether a given behavior is harmless or hurtful.So we put your letters before a panel of trusted experts to demonstrate which are merely colorful and which may require professional attention.

One of the article, I read in this was something like this,I have to use things until they wear out before getting new ones. It took me seven years to use up 14 bottles of nail polish. I should get a new pair of sandals, but my old ones aren't completely worn-out yet, so I'll wait. My friends tell me this is not normal.

"We buy things we do not need to impress people we do not like." In my opinion you are normal because you care for your things which is a good sign but Most of us buy and waste, waste and buy, at landfill-filling rates that are alarming.

You can visit Reader's Digest Laughs and check out their psychology articles and even share your own quirky question. You may even get a great response from professionals. It’s like you’re getting free counseling online for the whole world to see.

English languange!!!!

The English Language

Have you ever wondered why foreigners have trouble with the English Language?

Let's face it
English is a stupid language.
There is no egg in the eggplant
No ham in the hamburger
And neither pine nor apple in the pineapple.
English muffins were not invented in England
French fries were not invented in France.

We sometimes take English for granted
But if we examine its paradoxes we find that
Quicksand takes you down slowly
Boxing rings are square
And a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.

If writers write, how come fingers don't fing.
If the plural of tooth is teeth
Shouldn't the plural of phone booth be phone beeth
If the teacher taught,
Why didn't the preacher praught.

If a vegetarian eats vegetables
What the heck does a humanitarian eat!?
Why do people recite at a play
Yet play at a recital?
Park on driveways and
Drive on parkways

You have to marvel at the unique lunacy
Of a language where a house can burn up as
It burns down
And in which you fill in a form
By filling it out
And a bell is only heard once it goes!

English was invented by people, not computers
And it reflects the creativity of the human race
(Which of course isn't a race at all)

That is why
When the stars are out they are visible
But when the lights are out they are invisible
And why it is that when I wind up my watch
It starts
But when I wind up this observation,
It ends.

He he heh

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most worst pick up line

The most worst pick- up line i've ever heard was“Can I have your phone number? I seem to have lost mine.”

Any girl who finds this bad pickup line charming has most likely just been released from prison or a mental institution. Ninety-nine times out of 100, the girl will dismiss you as an unoriginal and leave you standing there licking your wounds. On the one occasion you do succeed, you’ll be lucky to wake up the next day with all of your vital organs intact.I felt saying like “ Excuse me? Who cares about my number?” … That incident encouraged me with style and the next day I got a Victory Hair by hearing positive praises from my friends.

People who are good in flirting others can participate in this Ultimate Flirting Championship and exhibit your talent to this world. Three players are needed to play this game. Among these three players one should be judge and other two should be player who wants to flirt others. The individual who flirts many of the people will be selected as the winner. The winner of this game will bag Victory Hair. Victor hair is nothing but a catchy word to tribute the winner’s talent.

Before Marriage - - -(must read)

Boy: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
Girl: Do you want me to leave?
Boy: NO! Don't even think about it.
Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Of course! Over and over!
Girl: Have you ever cheated on me?
Boy: NO! Why are you even asking?
Girl: Will you kiss me?
Boy: Every chance I get!
Girl: Will you hit me?
Boy: Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person!
Girl: Can I trust you?
Boy: Yes.
Girl: Darling!


After marriage - - - simply read from bottom to top

Magic starts here

Hollywood has given us many innovative ideas !! But when it comes to flirting ,does Hollwood really helped us ?? The best ever pick-up line from Hollywood is ''You make me want to be a better man.'' -- Jack Nicholson to Helen Hunt in ''As Good as It Gets'' (1997)

Hmmm? Sounds romantic, but could this line be really spoken in real life? Perhaps some, but not all. I could remember, sometimes my boyfriend tells me romantic lines but it happened rarely.

What about you checking this site Extreme Style by VO5 or Victory Hair and play the Extreme Style by VO5's Ultimate Flirting Championship. By playing this game you will feel fun. I'm too good at flirting , so I won. Hope you succeed in this game and win your love ones. This game will give you some tips which you can use in real life too.

go n start to use Victory Hair the hollywood movies dialogue

joke of the day

Did you take a bath?"
"Why, Is there one missing?"

"Are you chewing gum?"
"No, I'm John Smith."

"Why did you park your car here?"
"The sign says: 'Fine for parking!'"

"I want to buy a dress to put on around the house."
"Yes, Madam. How large is your house?"

"What are you going to be when you graduate?"
"An old man"

"I spent three years in college taking medicine."
"Are you well now?"

Do you say a prayer before you eat?"
"No, we don't have to. My mother is a good cook."

"I've got a surprise for you, honey. I brought a friend home for dinner."
"Who wants to eat friends?"

"We are having mother for dinner, darling."
"Make sure she's well done."

"I want some rat poison."
"Should I wrap it up or do you want to eat it right here?"

"It seems that everything I say to you goes in one ear and out the other."
"Well, I guess that's why I've got two ears."

"My father was a Pole."
"North or South?"

"May I hold your hand?"
"No, thanks, It isn't heavy."

"Does water always come through the roof in this place?"
"No, sir, only when it rains."

"When will you straighten out the house, dear?"
"Why? Is it tilted?"

"Do these stairs take you to the second floor?"
"No, you'll have to walk"

"Get out of here! This isn't your house."
"That's okay. I'm not myself tonight."

"Now that you're married, you should have some insurance"
But why? My wife isn't dangerous."

"I have changed! my mind."
Thank heaven! Does it work better now?"

Girlfriend: And are you sure you love me and no one else?
Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday.

Waiter: Would you like your coffee black?
Customer: What other colors do you have?

My father is so old that when he was in school, history was called current affairs.

Teacher: Now, children, if I saw a man beating a
donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?
Student: Brotherly love.

Teacher: Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before Eating?
Sam : No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.

Manager: Sorry, but I can't give u a job. I don't need much help.
Job Applicant: That's all right. In fact I'm just the right person in this case. You see, I won't be of much help anyway!!

Dad: Son, what do u want for ur birthday?
Son: Not much dad, Just a radio with a sports car around it.

Son : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?
Father : No. Why do you ask that?
Son : Well, where did you get mummy then?

Lady : Is this my train?
Station Master : No, it belongs to the Railway Company.
Lady : Don't try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take this train to Kuala Lumpur.
Station Master : No Madam, I'm afraid it's too heavy.

Peter : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing,
one is green and one is blue with red spots!
Kirk : Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair of the same at home.

Teacher : Peter, why are you late for school again?
Peter : Well, Miss, I dreamed that I was playing football and the game went into extra time.

Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
Wife : Yes and no.

First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second Guy : "You're lucky, mine's still alive."

The girl asked her lover, "Darling, if we get engaged, will you give me a ring?"
"Sure, " replied her lover "What's your phone number?"

A drunkard was brought to court. Just before the trial there was a commotion in the gallery. The judge pounded the gravel on his table and shouted, "Order, order."
The drunkard immediately I'll have a scotch and soda."

'For twenty years my husband and I were very happy'
'What happened then?'
'We met.'

Customer : 'If I post this letter tonight, will it
get to Brighton in two days' time?'
Post Master : 'Well it might do.'
Customer : I bet you, it won't.
Post Master : Why not?
Customer : It's addressed to London.

An absent-minded man went to see a psychiatrist.
'My trouble is,' he said, 'that I keep forgetting things.'
'How long has this been going on?' asked the psychiatrist.
'How long has what been going on?' said the man.

Girl : Do you love me ?
Boy : Yes Dear
Girl : Would you die for me ?
Boy : No, mine is undying love

1st thief : Oh ! The police is here. Quick! Jump out of the window
2nd thief : But this is the 13th floor.
1st thief : Hurry! this is no time for superstitions.

Man : How old is your father ?
Boy : As old as me
Man : How can that be ?
Boy : He became a father only when I was born.

Teacher : Correct the sentence, "A bull and a cow is grazing in the field"
Student : A cow and a bull is grazing in the field.
Teacher : How ?
Student : Ladies first.

how you make your Victory Hair?

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But of course, before knowing what style to wear, you should seek for the most right style for your head. Ask friends, if you have hair stylist friends the better, and don't hesitate to resort to researching of what hair styles would do. Its never bad to be sure. Then, after choosing the right cut and hairstyle, you should have confidence flaunting it. Not to an extent where you'll look ridiculous, just go with the flow, and this may be your accessory to good looks and partnered with confidence, you'll surely achieve success in this game.

Now that you're looking all drop-dead gorgeous with your wild mane, go look for your special someone and start flirting away. Treat your special someone to a nice, light meal and work your magic from there. A chat or two later, and before you know it, your hair gets all messed up in a wild, wild date and Victory Hair is achieved!

Victory Hair, your way to flirting success!

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Baby Accidentally Flushed at Birth

A 36 year-old woman accidentally gave birth yesterday in a train traveling from Tai Dong to Tai Pei. The nine month pregnant woman was in the bathroom when her baby was born and accidentally flushed down the toilet.

When the train reached the next station, an hour and a half later, the rescue team arrived and got to work. They immediately sent the mother to the hospitol while they tried to pull the baby from the toilet bowl opening.

Due the the babies fading condition, they finally decided to saw the pipe in half and rescued the baby.

She was born weighing 6.6 pounds and is now in stable condition.

Nature in Natural Shapes

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isn't it beatiful....??
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seafood mascot creation

hey guys,

I am a great taster of sea food. i have tasted almost every type of food and used to check weather the sea food is of local and is it fresh and delicious . I love cooking sea food. Thus when i was browsing in the internet I saw a advertisement called sea food mascot creation.They want people to really think about their seafood about where it comes from. Events like this raise their awareness.



Actually I like locally available sea foods and it has a great taste because of its nativeness and it so fresh. after seeing the ad i became a part of Cook Off.and that is not all done, my vidoe is also appearing in the Great American Seafood Mascot Video Challenge Contest and I hope that I have a chance of winning $500. Please do see and let your friends get benefit from this.

joke of the day

*Imagine what would happen if GOD installs Voice Mail in Heaven. *

When you pray, you will get this response: "Hi, thank you for calling Heaven. If you want to speak to
Lord Ganesha - Press 1
Lord Shiva - Press 2
Lord Krishna - Press 3 (Sorry, he is Busy with "Gopiyan")
For a Directory of other Gods / Goddess - Press 4
For Further Assistance from Menka / Pari / Angels - Press *.

You press 1 and get connected to Ganeshji and hear the following message:
If you want to make a request - Press 5
For complaints / Grievances - Press 6 (Seldom works)
For thanks giving - Press 7
For any thing else, please press 8 and wait for the Customer Support Angel to talk to you.

If you would like to hear Naradji (TOLLFREE) singing Bhajan while you are holding - Press *

After a few minutes comes the following message: "Our records show that you have already prayed once today. Please try again tomorrow. Meanwhile, if you require any emergency assistance, please contact our offshore Customer Support Executive Priest of your nearest temple. "

Thank you for calling
Have a nice day!!!!!


Little April was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class.

One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, April, who created the universe?"

When April didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted April and the teacher said, "Very good" and April fell back asleep.

A while later the teacher asked April, "Who is our Lord and Saviour," But, April didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. 'JESUS CHRIST!" shouted April and the teacher said, "very good," and April fell back to sleep.

Then the teacher asked April a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time April jumped up and shouted, "IF YOU STICK THAT F*****G THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR ASS!"

The Teacher fainted