How INDIAN farmers are Very Clever?

A big city lawyer went duck hunting in rural area. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer’s field on the other side of a fence.
As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer drove up on his tractor and asked the lawyer what he was doing.
The lawyer responded, “I shot a duck and it fell into this field, and now I’m going to retrieve it.”
The old farmer replied. “This is my property, and your not coming over here.”
The indignant lawyer replied. “I’m one of the best trial lawyers in the city, and if you don’t let me get that duck, I’ll sue you and take everything that you own.
The old farmer smiled and said, “Apparently, you don’t know how we do things in Villages. We settle small disagreements like this, with the Three Kick Rule.”
The lawyer asked, “What is the Three Kick Rule?”
The farmer replied, “Well, first I kick you three times and then you kick me three times, and so on, back and forth until someone gives up.”
The Lawyer agreed to abide by the local custom.
The old farmer slowly gets down from the tractor and walked up to the Lawyer. His first kick planted the toe of his heavy work boot into the lawyer’s groin, which dropped him to his knees.
His second kick nearly ripped the nose off his face.
The lawyer was flat on his belly, when the farmer’s third kick to a kidney nearly causing him to give up, but didn’t.
The lawyer summoned every bit of his will and managed to get to his feet and said, “Okay, you old tossed, now it’s my turn.”
The old farmer smiled and said,
“Now, I give up, You can keep the duck!”

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Is it the right time?
Is anyone watching?
Does your partner even want to?
Is your breath fresh?
And... Should you use some tongue?
Then you lean in and just go for it!!!
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School kids think quick

TEACHER : Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA : Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS : Maria!
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TEACHER : Why are you late, Frank?
FRANK : Because of the sign.
TEACHER : What sign?
FRANK : The one that says, “School Ahead, Go Slow.”

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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN : You told me to do it without using tables!

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TEACHER : Glenn, how do you spell “crocodile?”
GLENN : K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L”
TEACHER : No, that’s wrong
GLENN : Maybe it s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!
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TEACHER : Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD : H I J K L M N O!!
TEACHER : What are you talking about?
DONALD : Yesterday you said it’s H to O!
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TEACHER : Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we
didn’t have ten years ago.
WINNIE : Me!
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TEACHER : Goss, why do you always get so dirty?
GOSS : Well, I’m a lot closer to the ground than you are.

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TEACHER : Millie, give me a sentence starting with “I.”
MILLIE : I is…
TEACHER : No, Millie….. Always say, “I am.”
MILLIE : All right… “I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.”

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TEACHER : Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?
TINO: Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time.”
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father’s cherry
tree, but also admitted doing it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father
didn’t punish him?”
LOUIS : Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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TEACHER : Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON : No sir, I don’t have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER : Clyde, your composition on “My Dog” is exactly the same as
your brother’s. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, teacher, it’s the same dog!;
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when
people are no longer interested?
HAROLD : A teacher.

Frist Kiss

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner
with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to
her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love
for the first time.

* * * * * * * * *

Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes
a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist
it’s his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour.

He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex.

* * * * * * * * *

At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he’d like
to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the
family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his
first
time and all.

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That night, the boy shows up at the girl’s parents house and meets his
girlfriend at the door. “Oh, I’m so excited for you to meet my parents,
come on in!”

* * * * * * * * *

The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl’s
parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his
head.

* * * * * * * * *

A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head
down.

* * * * * * * * *

10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.

* * * * * * * * *

Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over
and whispers to the
boyfriend, “I had no idea you were this religious.”

* * * * * * * *

The boy turns, and whispers back, “I had no idea your father was a
pharmacist.”

Experts from HER & HIS diary

HER DIARY…

I asked him what was wrong - he said, “Nothing.” I asked him if it was my
fault that he was upset. He said it had nothing to do with me and not to
worry. On the way home, I told him that I loved him, but he simply smiled
and kept driving. I can’t explain his behavior; I don’t know why he didn’t
say, “I love you too.”
When we got home, I felt as if I had lost him, as if he wanted nothing to
do with me anymore. He just sat there and watched TV; he seemed distant
and absent. Finally, I decided to go to bed.
About 10 minutes later he came to bed. I decided that I could not take it
anymore, so I decided to confront him with the situation but he had fallen
asleep.
I started crying and cried until I fell asleep. I do not know what to do.
I’m almost sure that his thoughts are with someone
else. My life is a disaster.

HIS DIARY…

Today India lost the cricket match again. DAMN IT.

New Titanic

Translation:-

"Promise me Rose!"

"No Matter what happen....."

"I promise you, what you want me to do, I'll be willing"

"How about getting down here?"

"No way!"

Monkey That Works at a Bar in Japan

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cat climbing into house

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wrong person

wanted to send u something nice

that would make u smile

but the postman told me to
get out of the mailbox!


This message was sent exclusively for the handsome and the beautiful.

We have obviously
sent it to the wrong number.

We are truly sorry for the inconvenience
Ur cute gorgeous fine & dandy.

really sexy u make me randy.

ur good wiv ur mouth & also in bed …

oops sorry wrong number 4get wot I said!

I saw sumthing in da shop window 2day.

It was stunning sexy cute beautiful & adorable.
I was supposed 2buy it4

u till i realised it was my own REFLECTION

Those innocent eyes...

Those kissable lips...

A great smile...

The perfect walk...
Smoothest talk...

Absolutely gorgeous..

Thats enough bout me-How r u?

You’re Attractive Gorgeous

Sexy Intelligent Smart Charming

Sophisticated Fit Kind &
Generous.

In fact you’re becoming more like me everyday!

Uve got sex appeal.

uve got style.

uve got intelligence.

uve got class.

uve got the face &
uve got the body & ive got the wrong number!

Ure so sexy u drive me insane.

i luv u so much dat my heart is in pain.

ur sexy voice
puts me in a slumber.

oh damn im sorry i have the wrong number

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Reasons Y

4 REASONS Y DOGS R BETTER DAN WOMEN 1)dogs obey wen u shout
at dem 2)dogs dont shop 3)u can giv away ur dogs children 4)any guy
can get a good lookin dog!

3 REASONS Y CATS R BETTER DAN MEN 1)cats luv u wotever u look like
2)u can stroke a cat wivout it thinkin about sex 3)u dont mind wen
ur cat chases after birds!

Y MEN R LIKE COMPUTERS 1)dey r useless until u turn dem on 2)dey have
lots of data but r still clueless 3)as soon as u pick 1 a better model cums
on the market!

Y WOMEN R LIKE COMPUTERS 1)no one really understands dem 2)all ur
mistakes r stored in their memory 3)u find urself spendin all ur money on
accessories for dem!

Y MEN R LIKE TOILETS 1)dey r always out of order 2)dey stink 3)the nice
ones r always engaged 4)dey consume large amounts of liquid 5)r
constantly full of crap

5 BAD THINGS 2 SAY 2 A NAKED GUY 1)so dis explains ur car! 2)but still
work right? 3)r u cold? 4)shood i get a pump? 5)so i guess dis makes me
d early bird!

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Funny text messages

It's important to find a man who has money,

a man who adores you,

a man who is great in the sack.

It's also imprtant that

these 3 men should never meet!

I've been arrested for
bein the ugliest person in Britain,
can u cum down the police station and
show them it's a mistake?


Clouds r white but the sky is blue,
monkey like u should b kept in the zoo,
dont get angry ull find me there too,
not in the cage but laughing at u. ha! ha! ha


A man can kiss his wife goodbye.
A flower can kiss a butterfly.
Wine can kiss a frosted glass.
But u my friend can kiss my ass!


i tried to call you from a payphone last night.
i put my doner card in by mistake,
it cost me an arm and a leg!



Hi i am dying to c u,
i want to talk to u seriously,
but I cant get 2 u,
dis stupid gatekeeper is asking me
4 a ticket to enter the zoo!


Hey can u do me a favour,
take a pic of urself n send me it,
i'm playin cards n
i'm missin the joker!!


Hey friend remember dat without stupidity
there can be no wisdom &
without ugliness there can be no beauty…
so the world needs YOU after all!


Jesus says to John come forth ill give you eternal life.
John came fifth he won a toaster
A girl phoned me the other day and said...
"Come on over, there's nobody home."
I went over. Nobody was home


At dis moment in time 10 million people r having sex.
5 million people r drinking coffee.
100 million people r sleeping &
1 stupid fool is reading my text!pass on


The rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass & flowers 2.
If rain makes all things beautiful
why doesn’t it rain on you?

i want u 2 know dat our friendship means alot 2 me.

U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf.

U jump out of da window...

I look down & den... i lauf again

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Cyber Love

I set here in front of this computer,

Wondering how this could be.

I was not looking for a suitor.

I just wanted someone to talk to me.
Along came you.

We started to talk and share.

Before I knew.

I began to care.
How can this be?

Now I want to know.

Do you feel the same about me?

Or should I just go.

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I am wife

I’M wife; I ’ve finished that,

That other state;

I ’m Czar, I ’m woman now:

It ’s safer so.

How odd the girl’s life looks

Behind this soft eclipse!

I think that earth seems so

To those in heaven now.

This being comfort, then

That other kind was pain;

But why compare?

I ’m wife! stop there!

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How Do I Love Thee?

How do I love thee?Let me count the ways.

I love thee to the depth and breadth and height

My soul can reach, when feeling out of sight

For the ends of Being and ideal Grace.

I love thee to the level of everyday’s

Most quiet need, by sun and candle-light.

I love thee freely, as men strive for Rights;

I love thee purely, as they turn from Praise.

I love thee with a passion put to use ~

In my old griefs, and with childhood’s faith.

I love thee with a love I seemed to lose

With my lost saints.
I love thee with the breadth, smiles, tears of all my life!

And if God choose,

I shall love thee better after death.

by Elizabeth Barrett Browning

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Love Not Me for Comely Grace

Love not me for comely grace,

For my pleasing eye or face;

Nor for any outward part,

No, nor for my constant heart:

For those may fail or turn to ill,

So thou and I shall sever.

Keep therefore a true woman’s eye,

And love me still, but know not why;

So hast thou the same reason still

To doat upon me ever.

by John Wilbye

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