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Mobile Marriage Bureau

Moblie Marriage Bureau:
Rishtey k liye 1 dabaye,
Mangni k liye 2 dabye,
Shadi k liye 3 dabye,
Dusri shadi k liye Pehle wale ka gala dabye..!

Boy & Girl Playing Ludo

Boy & girl Playing Ludo
Boy: Agar 1 se 5 me aya to I Kiss u
Grl: Wht? Acha or 6 Aya To
Boy: Kabi Ludo Nhi Kheli Kya 6 Aya To dubara meri bari

What is d difference between Monkey & Donkey

What is d difference between Monkey & Donkey?
Monkey will save dis message
& Donkey will delete dis message. Choice is urs…

U R 100% beautiful

U R 100% beautiful,
U R 100% lovely,
U R 100% sweet,
U R 100% nice, and
U R 100% stupid to believe these words…

Girls have a bigger

Why do 90%
of the girls have a bigger left breast ?

because….

90% of the
boys are
right handed..

Do you like mathematics

Do you like mathematics?
If so, add a bed, subtract your clothes,
divide your legs and we can multiply!

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